I’ve made a decision.
No more frozen pipes.
No more potholes.
No more windrows blocking off driveways.
No more mosquitoes.
No more cold weather.
No more bad days.
No more itchy knees.
No more two drops of milk left in the carton someone stuffed back into the fridge.
And no more “business as usual” at city hall or at the Pita Pit. You know I want extra pineapples on my pita. Deal with it.
So vote Regan for Mayor.
Because I’m the only candidate who honestly doesn’t want to be mayor. Like, at all.
The idea of having to be in charge of Winnipeg fills me with such a terrible sense of dread. So much dread.
More dread than I’ll have checking my bank balance after Spring Break.
So again, vote Regan.
Not a criminal. Not a crony. Just a little creepy.
Yes. That’s my slogan.